February 2012
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‘hey wow is that ur keyboard?’
… ‘yes.. it… is.’
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i wanna cross kelly’s face out of all pictures like how a bitter ex girlfriend would
KELLY: I JUST WANNA PURSUE MY DREAMS AN-
ZACH: BE QUIET, KELLY, BE QUIET!
KELLY: BUT I DON’T WANT THIS TO BE GOODBY-
ZACH: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT!
KELLY: LET ME EXPLAI-
ZACH: I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A MAN LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT’S BECAUSE SHE LOVES...
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Anonymous asked: personal blog? can't stop my ever-expading appreciating for zach.
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racingsunbeams asked: *incompetent (FUNNY BECAUSE IRONIC)
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Zach: NEVER MIND, I'LL FIND SOME BRASS PLAYER LIKE YOUUUU
Kelly: Zach you knew this was co-
Zach: I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU, TOO
Kelly: ok thank y-
Zach: DON'T FORGET ME, I BEG, I'LL REMEMBER YOU SAID
Kelly: why would I forget you, we were just on tour last mon-
Zach: SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN BEIRUT AND SOMETIMES THEY LEAVE INSTEAD
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ALSO IN RESPONSE TO ALL OF YOUR MESSAGES
I KNOW IT WAS ZACH CONDON’S BIRTHDAY THE OTHER DAY
I CELEBRATED IT BY CRYING
WHAT’D U DO
DID U CRY AS WELL
THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT
SO STFU
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i get really confused when people don’t like the same music as me, i’m like
‘BUT CAN’T YOU HEAR THAT? THAT MELODY? THAT BEAT? THAT VOICE? THOSE LYRICS? OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THOSE INSTRUMENTS? AREN’T YOU, LIKE, AFFECTED BY THEM? GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU’RE UPSETTING ME RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW THAT? YOU’RE MAKING ME SAD. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU...
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Anonymous asked: Spending my whole vacations reading your blog is probably the most entertainning activity I could ever do. I must say I'm quite proud of my fucking good taste in Zach's hair.
zachcondonconfessions asked: Can you follow this blog and send your confession? thanxss
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having a job and earning money is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me cuz
I HAVE NO TIME TO BLOG
January 2012
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Janie’s going to see total slacker this weekend
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fleethistown:
DD: If you had to represent your music visually to a deaf person, what would you show them? Why? Zach Condon: I would show them Isabella Rossellini in a whale costume talking about whale sex.
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friend: whats ur favourite band
me: oh i guess it'd be beirut
friend: no i said ur favourite BAND
me: yeah i know, they're called beirut
friend: what
me: the name of my favourite band is 'beirut'
friend: that's weird
me: is it.., ok
friend: never heard of them either
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lightsalwaysinseason:
Beirut’s Zach Condon and...
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sometimes when i’m all alone, i imagine waking up one morning, turning on the television, and seeing zach condon in an advert for coca cola and he’s all laughing and stuff like ‘mmm this tastes so good!!!! i love this drink!!! u shud buy it!!!!’
i gotta say, this thought haunts me
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zachcondon asked: ur blog suxx
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mom: you think these singers have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
Anonymous asked: are you going to coachella?
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this is gonna make imagining him lying beside me naked so much easier